when i was 12 i couldn’t figure out a math problem so i called delta and said, “if you guys had a plane leaving from chicago at 4 pm and it was going 600 mph when would it reach los angeles in pacific time” and they were like “is this your math homework” so i hung up!! welcome!

i’ve written for nyer, nyt, wapo, gq, and now television

mgmt:
ldillon@3arts.com
ogerke@3arts.com

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